A base de Pimp

Dans la voiture : Sur toile toile toile… Toile d’araignée, il trouvais ça tellement, tellement amusant que tout à coup : whooo !
Orangina rouge : Ahahahaha ! Yeahhhhhhh ! Vengeance ! L’heure de la vengeance à sonner les gars ! Vengeance ! Nonnnnnn !
Voix off 1 : Orangina rouge à l’orange sanguine.
Voix off 2 : Mais pourquoi es-t-il aussi méchant ?
Orangina rouge : Parce que ! Ahahaha !

Steve : What ? Ohhhhh yeahhhhh I feel great. Larry , I’m quitting this companie to start my own and by the way : I feel great ! Ouffff !
Larry : Steve, you’re a grat guy with great skills, you gonna do great ! Hell I’m comming with you.
Steve : Hey ! You’re hot and I’m feel great, let’s get married.
Hot girl : Alright, but I want some kids ?
Steve : Me too, Fiiiiiiiive hundread. Ouffff !
Hot girl : Yeahhh ! Babies evreywhere !
Weird man : Hey, what’s up ?
Steve : Me, I’m up and I feel great !
Weird man : You feel great ?
Steve : Yeah, really great come on, hit me ?
Weird man : Oh ! You do feel great ! I just shattered my hand. Ohoh yeaaaaaaaah !
Hot girl : Baby ! Baby ! Baby !
Bill : Get Cooper on the phone right now.
Larry : Steve, this is Bill. He own this place and he got more monney than God !
Bill : I filthy rich and I got a great ass too, but my mariage sucks all the way and eat my life.
Steve : Bill, I’m steve I married a girl just beacause of her looks and we’ re on our way to making babies.
Hot girl : Babies !
Steve : I got no income cause I just quit my job and I don’t care because I feel great ! Yeah !
chorus : Yeah !

I start my – best comercials ever – serie with this one :

Hello Ladys,
Look at your man,
Now back to me,
Now back to your man,
Now back to me,
Sadly he isn’t me,
But if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice he could smell like he’s me
Look down,
back up,
where are you?
You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like.
What’s in your hand?
Back at me.
I am with the oyster with two tickets to the thing you love.
Look again, the tickets are now diamonds.
Anything is possible when your man smells like old spice and not a lady.
I’m on a horse.