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Harlem Désir nous presante le CACA, nouvelle association pas si eloigner de ses consoeur, ecoutons se qu’il a a dire.

source wikipedia et Mr. Lighthead

Vanga was born in Strumica, then in the Ottoman Empire, later consecutively in Kingdom of Bulgaria, Kingdom of Yugoslavia, again in Bulgaria, SFR Yugoslavia and today in the Republic of Macedonia.

September 11
In 1989 she predicted the World Trade Center disaster in the following statement:
“Horror, horror! The American brethren will fall after being attacked by the steel birds. The wolves will be howling in a bush, and innocent blood will be gushing.”
“Brethren” is believed to refer to the “Twin” Towers or the “Brothers”. “Steel Birds” are obviously the jets. The part about the bush is believed to refer to President Bush.

Russian Disaster
In 1980, she even predicted:
“At the turn of the century, in August of 1999 or 2000, Kursk will be covered with water, and the whole world will be weeping over it.”
Kursk was the name of a large city in Russia, also the site of the largest tank battle of WWII. Nobody could understand how the city would be covered by water but the meaning was clear on August 12, 2000, when the Russian submarine, Kursk, named after the city, suffered an explosion and left the survivors for dead at the bottom of the ocean. I remember this news story well. The Russian government did nothing to try and rescue the survivors while the British and Norwegian rescue attempts failed. Baba Vanga was even able to predict the month and a 50% chance of the year this would happen.

Vanga’s Future Prophecies
The following list of future events was found both written in Serbian and English – the English version supposedly translated from original “Russian” but since the entire rest of the page is an obviously copied/pasted Wikipedia article I refuse to link to it. I’m only using that as reference to the translated Serbian list found on www.vojvodinacafe.com (Thanks, Igor!).
2008: Baba Vanga speaks of conflicts in “Indonesia” leading to the upcoming WWIII, but I’ve seen some people say that Indonesia had been mistranslated and it’s meant to read “India”. This will also involve the attempted assassinations of 4 heads of state. Since I’m writing this in January 2009 I’ve seen numerous names thrown out as possible candidates for the assassination bit – including Barack Obama due to the white supremacists’ foiled plans. Think what you want about this one.

• 2008: Baba Vanga speaks of conflicts in “Indonesia” leading to the upcoming WWIII, but I’ve seen some people say that Indonesia had been mistranslated and it’s meant to read “India”. This will also involve the attempted assassinations of 4 heads of state. Since I’m writing this in January 2009 I’ve seen numerous names thrown out as possible candidates for the assassination bit – including Barack Obama due to the white supremacists’ foiled plans. Think what you want about this one.
• 2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.
• 2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.
• 2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
• 2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).
• 2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.
• 2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.
• 2025 – Europe still little settled.
• 2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.
• 2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.
• 2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
• 2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.
• 2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).
• 2076 – Classless Society (communism).
• 2084 – The restoration of nature.
• 2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!
• 2097 – The rapid aging defeated.
• 2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
• 2111 – People become living robots.
• 2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.
• 2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.
• 2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).
• 2164 – Animals turn half-human.
• 2167 – A new religion.
• 2170 – Major drought.
• 2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).
• 2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.
• 2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
• 2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.
• 2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
• 2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.
• 2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.
• 2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.
• 2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)
• 2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.
• 2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).
• 2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.
• 2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.
• 2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.
• 2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.
• 2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.
• 2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.
• 2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.
• 2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.
• 2371 – The great famine.
• 2378 – A new fast-growing race.
• 2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.
• 3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.
• 3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.
• 3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.
• 3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.
• 3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
• 3815 – The war is over.
• 3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.
• 3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
• 3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.
• 3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
• 4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.
• 4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.
• 4304 – Found a way to win any disease.
• 4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
• 4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
• 4599 – People achieve immortality.
• 4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
• 5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
• 5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
• 5079 – End of the World.

- Avez-vous des questions ?
- Bah oui, il est ou le dragon là dedans ?

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- Pourquoi t’appelle pas sa la prise des orteils qui crounche le nez ?

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- Ecoutes, es-ce que tu voit une boite a suggestion ici quelque part ?
- Non.
- Bah c’est ça.

Yeah
J’laisse la lumière allumée et j’garde mes chaussettes
J’vais la limer jusqu’à c’qu’elle soit couchée et qu’elle voit des clochettes
J’adore les p’tites coquines avec des couettes et des faussettes
J’te rends misérable … tes copines vont t’appeler Cosette
J’ai des positions inconnues pour que tu goûtes au vrai bonheur
Parce que j’me branle sur Canal+ et j’ai jamais eu l’décodeur
Et le lendemain matin, elles en redemandent, ’se mettent à trépigner
(Mais ferme ta gueule) ou tu vas t’faire marie-trintigner
J’te l’dis gentiment, j’suis pas là pour faire de sentiments
J’suis là pour te mettre 21 centimètres
Tu seras ma petite chienne et je serai ton gentil maître
J’ai une main sur la chatte, une main sur un sein et j’deviens ambidextre
En vitesse, en finesse, j’t'offre une pilule anti-stress
Excuse-moi miss, laisse-moi dégrader tes p’tites fesses
On fait notre business en toute discrétion, j’en parlerais pas
J’te jure qu’on t’verra pas à la caméra…
J’te ferai le coup de la panne et j’t'emmènerai dans les bois
Avant l’amour j’serai romantique et j’te mettrai des doigts
J’bois, baise, jusqu’à c’que t’en sois mal en point
Je t’aime, suce ma bite pour la Saint-Valentin

J’aime pas trop les 14 février
Tout l’temps seul à force de m’faire griller
J’te tèje la veille et j’te r’baise le lendemain
Suce ma bite pour la Saint-Valentin

Appelle-moi Démonte-Pneus, Monsieur Le Déménageur
J’crache dans ta femme enceinte et j’te fais un bébé nageur
Mets-toi sur Messenger, j’t'envoie ma bite en émoticône
J’aime ta beauté intérieure quand tu remues tes seins en silicone
Jeune homme en chien recherche le boule d’une meuf mortelle
Si j’oublie ton prénom, j’oublierai pas ton numéro de phone-tél
Toujours du crédit sur mon forfait tass-pé, ma belle
Mets-toi à genoux et t’auras mon portrait craché
Si t’es gourmande, j’te fais la rondelle à la margarine
J’aime pas celles qui avalent, j’aime celles qui font des gargarismes
Celles qui ont su rester enfants, j’les soutiens dans leur combat d’femme
Vis le sexe comme un conte de fées, depuis qu’j'ai mon BAFA
J’respecte les shneks avec un QI en déficit
Celles qui encaissent jusqu’à finir handicapées physiques
Le courant passe avec un doigt dans ta prise électrique
Moi d’abord je lèche et j’te tèje, et puis tu pars au tri sélectif

J’aime pas trop les 14 février
Tout l’temps seul à force de m’faire griller
J’te tèje la veille et j’te r’baise le lendemain
Suce ma bite pour la Saint-Valentin

J’aime les chattes de gouttière, et les aristochattes
Quand j’ai bu beaucoup d’bières, j’vais direct au contact
J’aime les chattes qui ne datent pas d’hier et celles qui ont pas le bac
Après rapport, tes lèvres seront nettement moins compactes
J’aime les peaux mates, car leur couleur fait ressortir le sperme
J’aime les moches parce que j’ai pas besoin de leur dire “je t’aime”
J’aime les blondes quand elles sont baillonées
J’conclue toujours une pénétration comme Rooney avec la balle au pied
On va s’ambiancer sur du Beyoncé ou sur fond d’musique électro
J’aime pas les chattes percées, j’aime les chattes rasées en ticket d’métro
Quand tu s’ras loin de moi, je te prendrai dans tes rêves
Quelques fois dans le mois, j’te ferai l’amour pendant tes règles
Parce que l’amour rend aveugle, tu vois trouble après l’éjac faciale
Branlette espagnole jusqu’à c’que tu gueules “muchas gracias”
J’te mets l’estocade et j’te porte le coup fatal
Sens-moi dans ton estomac, t’es belle comme une double-anale
On f’ra ça dans un parc, dans un apart ou dans ton lit
Jusqu’à en perdre haleine, jusqu’à c’que tu prennes de la ventoline
J’suis romantique, suce ma bite pendant qu’j'regarde le foot
Et tape un rail de sperme avec mon foutre
Viens bébé on va tester mes nouvelles MST !

J’aime pas trop les 14 février
Tout l’temps seul à force de m’faire griller
J’te tèje la veille et j’te r’baise le lendemain
Suce ma bite pour la Saint-Valentin

I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship!
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to meet you mom.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Ok, Annie, listen.
I dont want to make sex, eat chocolate, look at animals, take walk.
No.
You come home and you say, Hashmeer touch me down there,
I like that.
I dont think so Annie, dont have time,
want to drink, cigarette, you know.
You know what I need Annie? I’ll tell you what.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Oh, Hashmeer, Hashmeer, you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kaiss?
WROOONG!!
I dont think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon, idiot!
I dont have time. I have too many women.
All I got time for you know what is?
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to talk to you.
I just want bang, bang, bang!
I dont want to know your name
I just want bang, bang, bang!
Beish, you drive me insane
when you give me that bang, bang, bang!
Beish, beish, beish, beish
When you give me that bang, bang, bang
Bang, bang, bang
Shiggity bang, bang, bang!
Shwat? bang, bang, bang!
I dont want relationship.
I just want bang, bang, bang!